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This blind item stinks: "While shopping in LA, this bluesy musician was escorted to the changing room to review some new duds. The shopkeeper, being quite polite, went back to offer him a drink. She popped her head in and was BLASTED with the WORST STINK EVER. Described by her as a 'TERRIBLE FOUL ass fucking NASTY smell.' He had the WORST GAS EVER around all these new clothes! (I wonder if he makes the same funny faces when he farts as when he plays blues riffs?) After catching her breath, the girl was then followed by him, winked at by him, and handed his assistants number. No worries though, this gassy fellow was broken up with his well-known girlfriend at the time." [ONTD]