On last night's Hills: Lauren and Audrina got trashed at Brody's BBQ in Malibu, which led to them alternately crying and comforting each other. Lauren was upset about her broken friendship with Heidi, but then she was cheered up when she saw that Audrina's BF JustinBobby ditched her. Yes! Now she has Audrina all to herself! Isn't it creepy how Audrina smiles even when she's crying? That girl can't control her teeth. Meanwhile, Heidi took Spencer to meet her folks in he hometown in Colorado. The town is called Crested Butte, but to us, it is Crusted Butt.

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