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    Canadian Women Have A Secret: They're Pothead Heathens Who Believe In Honesty

    Canadians: Such a wildly unexpected bunch! According to a just-released survey conducted by Canadian's women's magazine Chatelaine, 1 in 5 Canadian women has cheated on her partner, yet half of the women surveyed list "loyalty" as the quality they desire most in a mate. Which makes sense, we suppose, because really — isn't there only room in a relationship for one cheating partner? More interesting, though, were women's responses to, um, slightly less dissertation-worthy questions:

    • 1 in 10 have used marijuana in the past year.
    • 7 out of 10 have never stolen supplies from their office.
    • 80% would rather be a CEO than the next Canadian Idol.
    Wow. What to make of these riveting statistics? What broad, sweeping generalizations can we make about our sisters up north?

    How about they're:

    • Stoners.
    • Goody-two shoes.
    • And clearly can't sing half as well as, like, Clay Aiken and Fantasia.
    Case in point: Celine Dion!

    One in five Canadian women has cheated
    [CTV.ca]
    Related: Chatelaine Magazine


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