The boys on last night's episode of The Pick Up Artist got to make out with peaches in order to prepare for their next field test: Landing the kiss. So far, we're really enjoying Mystery's wingwoman Tara. She's cute and confident and her only major character flaw is that she's friends with that Dr. Seuss goth raver. Anyway, we thought it was interesting that the most useful lesson came from the women. Oh, also, Tara's friend with the big boobs? She totally made us Lezebels for a minute there with her kissing instruction. Girl's got moves! After the jump, more of Mystery's mysteries.

This will be brief, as we've noticed that Mystery has been recycling outfits and goggles, which pisses us off. We can't keep making fun of the same stuff! Oh, so did you notice that Mystery has sleeves?

Yeah, except his sleeves are...sleeves. That's like wearing pantyhose on your arms, such as!

Do you think that Mystery ran into The Girls Next Door at the Ren Fair. How now! From whence did thou procure such spectacles upon thy hat, good sir?

And lastly, women are right.

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