Hef and his trio of blondes went to the Ren Fair on last night's episode of The Girls Next Door. To prepare for the event, Bridget had a language coach to come to the Playboy mansion and give the girls an "Elizabethan" lesson. It was "verily" educational ("verily was educational"? help us out here!), because they learned slang terms and curse words. Oh, and BTW, we're totally bringing back the term "sausage wallet." Be prepared to see it here often.