Owen Wilson: Depressed About Kate Hudson And Dax Shepard?

  • Owen Wilson is in the hospital due to a possible suicide attempt. The 38-year old actor took pills and cut at least one of his wrists, reports TMZ & Perez Hilton. Too sad. [TMZ, Perez Hilton]
  • Oprah needs extra rooms for her Obama party in Santa Barbara and is trying to reserve some at a ranch next door — the bride getting married there that same weekend is not happy. [Page Six]
  • Madonna's new song: Sounds like vintage Britney, and no one's impressed. [Page Six]
  • Warner Bros. is afraid that Tim Burton's movie, Sweeney Todd — starring Johnny Depp — is too gory? Uh, it's about a barber who slits clients' throats with a razor. [Page Six]
  • Susan Sarandon's daughter turned down her mom's part in a remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Damnit Janet! [Gatecrasher]
  • Grey's Anatomy star Kate Walsh's whirlwind wedding is in full force — she'll get hitched on the beach in Malibu. [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
  • Scarlett Johansson may be getting terrible reviews in The Nanny Diaries, but Alicia Keys is apparently "drawing good buzz" and may be up for a part in the Sex And The City movie. We're sure this item wasn't planted by her PR people at all. [Rush & Molloy, 4th from bottom]
  • Hulk Hogan's son Nick, 17, was in a serious car accident in Florida — his Toyota Supra was totaled. [TMZ]
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had a typical New York weekend: hot dogs, carousel rides and, uh, a helicopter to a star-studded event in the Hamptons. [People]
  • Prince Charles' wife Camilla will not attend a memorial service for Princess Diana, because it would be "inappropriate." Couldn't agree more! [People]
  • In addition to being pulled over for a speeding ticket, Britney Spears has been visited by officials from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals to investigate why her dog is wearing a cast. [The Sun, TMZ]
  • Amy Winehouse and her husband flew somewhere for a "sunshine break" but the location is unknown. [The Sun]
  • Speaking of Blake, his stepfather is afraid the couple is going to end up like Sid and Nancy. So are we! [Daily Mail]