Someone pass Terrence Howard the baby wipes, 'cause this guy is so full of shit. A re-run of his appearance on Tyra aired this week, and I was again reminded about what a weenie he is. The other Jezebels have been on his ass all week for being a lady-hater, and now it's my turn to take a swing. So, for this edition of "The Lady Bunch", I have an all-Terrence clip. (Hey, cut me some slack. August is re-run month!) After the jump, some reasons why I find it easy to make Terrence an honorary "lady".

I know this has been pondered before, but I just wanna double check. This guy is gay, right?

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He wears a brooch.

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He went NAMBLA for his Oscar date.

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He sits like a lady.

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He looks an awful lot like this woman, who also is probs gay.

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Remember the dyke drama with Eva and Ann on ANTM Cycle 3? In case you forgot, Ann was the sporto bulldyke trapped in the beautiful body of an aspiring model.

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I think a major part of her downfall in the competition was the fact that Jay Manuel went out of his way to make her feel like shit at her photoshoots. He's just jealous because he has to work twice as hard to look half as pretty.

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Anyway, back to Terrence. We all know how queens hate when they aren't the center of attention. Look at how beautiful his mani is. I'm a square girl, myself. Looks like Terrence is a round girl.

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I know another entertainer who opts for round, too.

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Sometimes the company a person keeps can be a good indicator of their sexual preference. Look who's in the glass closet together.

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This is like the equivalent of an actor sitting with Judy Garland back in the day.

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Hey Terrence, how many D's at a time for you?

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Oh, word? Me too. Wait, is that a clutch?

Terrence Howard Is Probs Gay [One D]
Earlier: Terrence Howard: Women And Toilet Paper "A Very Serious Subject"