Regarding actor Terrence Howard's insistence that the women he dates use baby wipes when wiping their asses? Well a wise reader has just informed us that baby wipes may not be flushable! So, In the interest of the public good, we decided to call up the customer service reps at both Kimberly-Clark (makers of Huggies) and Procter & Gamble (parent company of Pampers) to confirm. Their conclusions? Wipes are to be kept out and away from the WC. (Except, says Cathy at the Pampers Helpline, the brand's Kan-Doo wipes, which are marketed for already-potty-trained children.) Don't believe us? Take a look:
Another reader helpfully suggests that Mr. Howard and his ladyfriends look into Tucks — "Cooling, Soothing, pH Balanced. For Hemorrhoid and Vaginal Care" — which are not only fully flushable but also contain the invigorating aroma of witch hazel. Because if Mr. Howard continues down the road he's already chosen, he may find his toilets backed up with the same shit 'n piss that seems to be coming out of his mouth as of late.