Dear Meredith, Jillian, Christina, and Ann: We did a lot of bad things to you when we were kids. We broke your arms; intimated you had lead poisioning; outright ignored you; and punched you in the back of the head when you were asleep in a grimy NYC hotel room because it was dark, mom was gone, and we were scared to be the only ones awake. We're sorry. And in light of this report out of Britain, we are especially sorry. That is all.