It's not too late to enter our LOLVogue caption contest and win a cheeseburger of your very own. Come on, put werds on moddles! A winner will be picked by the end of the day! So far, we've had a lot of great suggestions — after the jump, some of the best.

• Invisible see-saw
• I jumpz 4 u. pleeez cheezburger now?
• Invisible locuhmotive hand car.
• anna sez jump i sez how hi
• oh noes!!!11 i hitted papuhratzi with mah invisible vespa!!1!
• i gets high on camera. i pwnd k8 moss
• OH HAI, I CAN HAS CLOSEUP?

Earlier: LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes

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