As last night's episode of Rock Of Love made clear, Poison frontman and lonely bachelor Bret Michaels wants the biggest tomboy he can possibly find. So far, he's expressed interest in women who are equally into motocross, mud football, target shooting, giant beer-stein swigging, and now hockey. Which is why we think Brandi M. is a perfect match for him, considering she loves sports, can drink the rest of the girls under the table, and openly burps and farts. Also, we finally figured out why Bret has been referring to Brandi as "BB"—it's because the former porn actress and current exotic dancer was known as, uh, "Blow Job Brandi" back home. Without further ado, the splendor that is BB.

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