Keira Knightley's Chanel Knockoffs

Keira Knightley, that poor English ruffian scooped up by Chanel to shill for Coco Mademoiselle fragrance because of her charming flaws? Well, she may have just been a little too flawed for Chanel Beauty artistic director Jacques Helleu. Apparently, the breasts — nay, body! — on display in the Chanel ad were not Keira's own. Says Keira:

Those things certainly weren't mine
Well done, Keira. Way to speak up for you flat-chested sisters! Also, memo to Lindsay Lohan: "Those aren't my breasts" is a much more believable line than "Those aren't my pants."

Keira's Up-Front Over Ad []
Earlier: Dear Keira Knightley: Don't Be Deceived — Chanel Thinks You're Fugly