'Vibrator Of The Year 2007' Winner Announced; We're Left Unsatisfied

The Vibrator of the Year 2007 was announced by online retailer PriveCo Inc., and the winner is the Tongue Dinger. We're calling bullshit on this. The Tongue Dinger is a disposable oral sex enhancer made to fit over the tongue of the person going down on you, and although the price point is nice at $4.99, the irreplaceable watch batteries that power it only last for 40 minutes. Also, while this device does sound intriguing, we suggest that such a prestigious title of Vibrator of the Year to be given to a sex toy that doesn't require a partner for use. After the jump, take a look at the runner up, the Taffy Tickler. (Sorta NSFW.)

'Vibrator Of The Year 2007' Winner Announced; We're Left Unsatisfied

This is the Taffy Tickler, a silicone vibe/dildo with a G-spot stimulator, which retails for $27.99. Doesn't it look like a Yayoi Kusama sculpture?

PriveCo's 2007 Vibrator of The Year Award
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