• By Dodai
    Aug 15, 2007 9:00 AM 2,862
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    Amy Winehouse Can Now Be Called Amy Winehorse

    • Amy Winehouse on smoking heroin: "It's silly, but you just get carried away." Amy and her husband are in rehab at a "secret location" in the U.S. Wouldn't it be amazing if they were at Le Cirque with Lindsay Lohan? [Mirror]
    • Brett Ratner isn't happy because Rush Hour 3 "only" made $50 million at the box office its first weekend... but cost $150 million. [Page Six]
    • Former SNL star Jimmy Fallon, 33 is engaged to Nancy Juvonen, 39, who co-owns Flower Films with Drew Barrymore. It's the first engagement for both. Maybe it's early, but this kind of warms our cold little hearts. [Page SIx]
    • We knew Paris Hilton got paid to party, but this is ridiculous: Insiders say she's shopping her presence on New Year's Eve to clubs — for $500,000. [Page Six]
    • Is Sienna Miller dating another co-star? This time it's supposedly Matthew Rhys, from hew new film Edge Of Love. But we thought she was with Diddy! [Page Six]
    • Famous for nothing Kim Kardashian says her butt and boobs are real but she's "not against plastic surgery." Whatever. [Page Six]
    • More rumblings that Britney Spears will do a "surprise" performance at the MTV Awards. We're setting the TiVo now!!! [Rush & Molloy, 2nd item]
    • The President's personal secretary didn't recognize David Beckham while he was touring the White House. What, like she has something better to do than follow Posh & Becks? [Rush & Molloy, 3rd item]
    • September Vogue has arrived, at 840 pages. The documentary detailing its conception is due next year. The documentary is called War Room. No, this is not a joke. [Rush & Molloy, 4th item]
    • Michael Jackson is being sued by former lawyers. Did you almost sort of forget he existed? [TMZ]
    • Lindsay Lohan is being sued by one of the women in the car she was chasing the night she was arrested. The lady's traumatized, you guys! [TMZ]
    • Britney's former assistant, Shannon Funk, and her "manny" Daimon Shippen, have been subpoenaed by Kevin Federline. This custody battle is gonna get ugly, y'all! [People]
    • Does Nicole Richie want to get married as soon as possible so that she doesn't look hugely pregs in her white dress? Huge, LOL. Also, white. Hilarious. [E!]
    • This is an actual headline: South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With $63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties WTF? [Fox News]
    • Lily Allen has a Homer Simpson tattoo! Something she will never, ever regret, surely. D'oh! [The Sun]


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