Everyone Hates Your Cute-As-A-Button Cat

Bad news for all you krazy kat ladiez: The Daily Mail has two different stories about the "problem" with pets. In an online survey, one in four men reveal they are turned off by partners who pamper their pets. A quarter of men claim they will not date a woman with two or more cats. And one in four pet owners would choose their dog or cat over a new relationship. Do you hear that? Pets ruin relationships. What does the Daily Mail want us to do? Toss the cat, kick the dog to the curb?

In a completely unrelated story, PETA has been targeting dog-hoarders Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, reports MSNBC. The president of PETA wrote an open letter to the starlets, stating:

Your impulse purchases of dogs encourage others to follow suit, no matter how ill-equipped they are to provide a decade or more of care for a little dog who has feelings and needs and who requires patience, veterinary care, and stimulation other than nightclub music and bar laughter.
Okay, so is ditching your dog going to become the new black? We predict the commenter claws will come out any minute now.

Why Men Are Turned Off By Women Who Pamper Their Pets, One In Four Singles Would Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner [DailyMail]
Paris and Britney: A Dog's Worst Friend? [MSNBC]