No Airbrushing—We're Not Fucking Around

There's yet another one of those "celebs and their cellulite" covers of The National Enquirer. Admittedly, it fills us with a certain amount of glee to have photographic evidence that actresses and pop stars aren't the flawless, smoothed out, glowing beings they're normally presented as on magazine covers. (Although, it does piss us off that only the dimpled flesh of women is plastered across the tabloids, and not that of men.) But the thing is, everyone will develop cellulite at some point. It's bullshit that the Enquirer makes it out to be such a scandalous thing. Especially since you just know that the women who work at the rag have some cottage cheese themselves. Anyway, y'all know how we feel about airbrushing. And we'd never write a check our dimpled asses couldn't cash. So, to prove our point, the Jezebels (and our guest editor) have taken pictures of the cellulite on our backsides and compiled them on a mock-up Enquirer cover. After the jump, our butts for the world to see.

BTW, this was a really difficult thing for some of us to do. (Actually, one Jezebel refused to participate, that bitch. JK.)

No Airbrushing—We're Not Fucking Around