• One report says that Lindsay Lohan is in a Sundance, Utah rehab facility which previously hosted Mary-Kate Olsen and David Hasselhoff. [EntertainmentTonight]
  
• Two other reports say Lindsay Lohan is with her mother on Long Island. We hope the first report is true! [People, PageSix]
  
• There's some cuckoo baby mama drama between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, if you care. [PageSix]
  
• Gwyneth Paltrow uses snake venom to keep her skin looking young. We always knew there was something sinister about her! [PageSix]
  
• Director Brett Ratner got a blowjob from a tranny. As the kids say, ROTLFLMFAO! [PageSix]

• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, fighting? "I've even heard her telling friends things like Brad's always too busy highlighting his hair to keep up with her UN briefs," says a source. It seems like we hear about them breaking up every day, and yet they are still together. [Mirror]
• Justin Timberlake filmed his scenes for a new video away from scantily-clad models. Hmm, wonder if he's trying not to piss off Jessica Biel? [TheSun]
• Does Jack Nicholson have a crooked penis? [TMZ]
• Usher finally married his pregnant fiancée in Atlanta. We sure hope these two crazy kids will be happy together! [People]
• Hermione has a boyfriend! They drink champagne and eat lobster together! Go Emma Watson! [DailyMail]
• There's some sort of snafu regarding Madonna and the court-appointed adoption official from Malawi. Will the kid will be 25 by the time this crap gets worked out? [CNN]
• George Clooney: incurable bachelor or closeted gay? [DailyMail]
• Actress Thandie Newton admits she was bulimic for a year. [People]
• Bratz: Number 10 at the box office. [BoxOfficeMojo]

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