Elle magazine just posted a teaser of its September Lindsay Lohan profile, as well as a slideshow of outtakes from the starlet's photo shoot and a short video. The pictures are sexy, though it's hard to tell if Lindsay's heavy-lidded because of the false eyelashes or because she's high as a kite. The story's subhead is great forecasting, however: 'Lindsay Lohan Is A Star With Beauty, Money, And Talent To Burn. Please, Somebody, Hide The Matches.' Our sentiments exactly!

Girl On Fire [Elle]

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