The first segment of Nicole Richie's much anticipated interview with Diane Sawyer aired on Good Morning America today. Yeah, yeah, we know, she's pregnant, she's taking responsibility for her DUI, she feels bad, blah, blah, blah. The new stuff we learned is that Joel and Nicole (hey, their names rhyme!) are making video diaries for their unborn child. Do we smell a Chaotic type of reality series coming on? Oh, and she took Vicodin to soothe her menstrual cramps. Who knew she had enough body fat to get her period? Basically, Nicole came off as well-spoken, but just because she's not retarded, it doesn't mean she's smart. (Bitch didn't know that smoking weed and taking painkillers could impair judgment!) We sort of can't get over the fact that she thinks child-rearing is the next logical step in her life.

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