"Some people probably imagine it's all hunks in togas fanning you with giant leaves, feeding you grapes as you lay on the divan all day long. But sometimes the reality is more like opening the reader mail and getting lonely dispatches from the red states that are tragicomic, semi-literate cries for help." So says the former Senior Editor of Playgirl Magazine, Colleen Kane, in her awesome, hilarious interview with Gothamist. [Gothamist]