Listen, about Lindsay Lohan: There is such a thing as schadenfreude, but self-destruction is sad. And to tell you the truth, we're worried about her. Right now she is probably on the scariest detox trip ever known. And though we joked about advice from The Coreys, there is only one person who really knows what Lindsay Lohan is going through — and one person whose career trajectory she could actually aim for: Drew Barrymore. Since we don't have Drew's phone number, we decided to read her 1990 New York Times bestseller, Little Girl Lost instead.
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