Star Jones Tells The World What It Already Knew

Star Jones finally admits she had gastric bypass surgery. Now if we could get her to admit that Al swings both ways! [People]
Paris Hilton has landed a film role — playing the privileged daughter of an organ transplant magnate. It's a musical. Set in the year 2056. [Page Six]
Sean Penn: Offering free marriage counseling to a bride-to-be. [Page Six]
Michael and Dina Lohan in court: Icy silence. [Page Six]
Anne Hathaway: In the Hamptons, in tears. Yeah, those nouveau-riche assholes get us down too. [Page Six]
"Kate's nasty but I love her." —Pete Doherty. Also: "I like the way she walks and talks. I love her bones. I love her brain." And so much more! [Mirror]

Adam Sandler hasn't been wearing his wedding ring lately. Trouble with the wife? Or shooting a film? Does anyone care? [Gatecrasher]
"If wishes came true, Ryan Seacrest would have AIDS." — former American Idol co-host Brian Dunkleman. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
Blind item time! "Which unlikely sports celebrity will soon be gracing a fitness magazine cover as part of a back-room deal to keep certain damaging hooker allegations out of a different publication?" Guesses, please! [Gatecrasher, last item]
Whoa, a literary blind item! "A prize-winning author notifies some of the grad students in his creative writing program that his lovely wife, also a writer, has left him for one of America's most prominent captains of industry." [Galleycat]
Usher called off his wedding, then his fiancée landed in the hospital for pregnancy complications. What a mess. [Rush & Molloy]
Former American Idol contestant Corey Clark was arrested again, and judging from his mug shot, he loved every minute of it! [Entertainment Tonight]
The Brits are calling Kirsten Dunst a "Hollywood hellraiser." [DailyMail]
Good Morning America's Robin Roberts has breast cancer. [ABC News]
R.I.P. Michelangelo Antonioni. [Reuters]

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