Today Variety reviewed the upcoming Bratz film, claiming the flick goes "brazenly shoplifting along the entire Rodeo Drive of teen-girl classics... It takes everything in its grab bag to an extreme, including the titular quartet of hotties who, inexplicably, appear to be entering high school at the age of 20." Also, the plot creates "a sociopolitical allegory about the evils of tribalism" and "most of the characters seem to be medicated." Wait, is it possible that this movie is awesome? [Variety]