Fascism And Communism Are Bad For Fucking

Russia is full of cheap vodka and girls who look like Natalia Vodianova so fuck if I can understand why they need Hitler Youth type sex camps to get laid. This is fresh on the heels of the condom industry's discovery that the average Chinese loses his or her virginity at 22, so maybe it's a creeping sphere-of-influence thing. Anyway, Vladimir Putin is behind a scary new eugenics-y sex campaign because no one in his increasingly facist country is procreating, which reminded us that scary ideology is not sexy, even when it is being worn by Cameron Diaz, which is why we're using her as our picture, because we think it would be nice if you agreed with us and also, that "The Revolution Will Be Accessorized" is the most obnoxious tag line ever.

Sex For The Motherland
[Daily Mail]