If you haven't been watching VH1's Rock of Love you're missing out on the best trash TV has to offer. On last night's episode, an event took place that those of us who watch reality dating shows live for—a girl fight! Lemme break it down for you: The fight was instigated by a girl named Lacey who is a big supporter of PETA, fronts an industrial-metal band called Nocturne, wears a smile to convey every emotion, and scares the shit out of me. Lacey was egging on Dallas—the only black woman in the house—trying to get Dallas to hit her so she would be sent home, and Rodeo, a motherly, forty-something personal trainer, tried to intervene. You know how in Flavor of Love the women are given nicknames? Not here: They really are named Rodeo, Dallas and Lacey.