Kelly Osbourne, oh yes Ozzy and Sharon's little "Papa Don't Preach" covering spawn, is now starring in the Kander and Ebb musical Chicago on London's West End. When we first heard this, and saw her suddenly-skinny form (the better to slither through the Fosse choreography?), we assumed she was playing herself. That is, Roxie Hart, the girl who just wants to be famous. But, shocker! Kelly is actually playing Big Mama Morton. You know the role played by Queen Latifah in the movie? Yeah.

Kelly Osbourne To Star In Chicago [TimesOfLondon]

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