Your Pink Slips Are Showing!Moe7/27/07 7:09pmFiled to: Downsizing74EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkTo be honest, I like most of you. Also honest: I hate myself. I hate myself so much more than I could ever hate any of you, because you generate 95% of the words on my posts, and yet I get 100% of the money that Nick Denton wires to me from his tax shelter in the Isle of Man to do this job. You're my sweatshop on the internet, my great all-volunteer army without the atrocities, and you make me proud to be American, and I only execute you today to prevent you from executing yourselves, like Vincent D'Onofrio in Full Metal Jacket. Anyway to make a long excuse short I don't have time to rigourously monitor your quality. Your quantity overwhelms me enough. Which is why I chose a most prolific member of your ranks, Memphis-based makeup artist BiscuitDoughJones, to make some recommendations for the pink slip list. Who is BiscuitDoughJones? We think she might actually be the post-Chapter 7 Washingtonienne, and she has a bone to pick with PetiteGal.