Say what you will about Jessica Simpson's dad Joe, but the man has some boundaries. People is reporting that Joe — who has publicly marveled on the voluptuousness of his own daughter's breasts — declined an offer that Jessica play a porn star in an unnamed film. "We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," Simpson told the magazine. "I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.'" [People]