Yup, Jezebel's proverbial 15 minutes expired days ago (maybe even last week!) but we hope that even without an attention-getting unretouched magazine cover photo, this week was as [insert adjective here] for you as it was for us. Here were some of the highlights:

• Men's Health editor Dave Zinczenko is an ass who doesn't understand women. Also: Our apartments don't look so messy when they're softly lit!
  
• Elizabeth Hasselbeck is kind of an idiot.
  
• Hillary Clinton's right-hand woman likes fake handbags.
  
• Denim is too expensive, and women's magazine editors are cowards.

• Little girls are being dressed like hookers and the parents are to blame.
• Ankle bracelets: Chic, but not!
• Amy Winehouse needs to see a doctor.
• Period sex? Hey, why not?

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