Yup, Jezebel's proverbial 15 minutes expired days ago (maybe even last week!) but we hope that even without an attention-getting unretouched magazine cover photo, this week was as [insert adjective here] for you as it was for us. Here were some of the highlights:

  • Men's Health editor Dave Zinczenko is an ass who doesn't understand women. Also: Our apartments don't look so messy when they're softly lit!
  • Elizabeth Hasselbeck is kind of an idiot.
  • Hillary Clinton's right-hand woman likes fake handbags.
  • Denim is too expensive, and women's magazine editors are cowards.