Gynomag veteran Jeff Johnson told us this one had to have been written by the "staff comedian," probably over staff cocktails. (Cosmos, maybe?) Well wouldn't we love to see the "staff comedian's" boyfriend's package! But the fact that this conundrum's solution is the same as the last sex question makes us wonder if the genesis of this story wasn't a staff Jeopardy game where this one "Uses for Lube" for $300. What's the question? Click on the "Cosmo-Not" tag above to view because we can't figure out how to make it show up on the main page.