As reported, comedian Rob Schneider appeared on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno last night in lieu of Leno's previously-scheduled guest, Lindsay Lohan, who, well, had an unforeseen, last-minute commitment to attend to. It was mildly amusing (if you find Schneider — or for that matter, Leno — amusing) and, with the help of the video geniuses at Gawker Media HQ, we've got a little highlight reel. Get it? High-light reel? Yeah, probably time for another cup 'o joe.