Lindsay Lohan: "I Am Innocent"

  • Lindsay Lohan: "Did not do drugs they're not mine." Isn't this the same excuse from like, every episode of Cops? [People]
  • Oh, and if Lindsay gets "the book thrown at her" for all of her offenses, she could face six years in jail. [TMZ]
  • But Dina Lohan swears she "won't give up" on Lindsay. [People]
  • Oh, hey — did you know that Promises rehab facility has a bar? Oh, wait. Joke! [DatelineHollywood]
  • The Britney OK! Magazine photo shoot sounds more and more trainwreck-y. Did she "flee" wearing several thousand dollars of merchandise? [Page Six]
  • Paula Abdul, fired from the Bratz movie? That's an outrage! [Page Six]
  • Scary Spice hints that Eddie Murphy's "lifestyle" is less than savory. Tranny hookers, anyone? [Rush&Molloy]
  • Is Jay-Z leaving his record label? Does anyone care? [Gatecrasher]
  • Here's a blind item: "Which toke-loving chart-toppers caused a security scare because they were so stoned they left behind unattended luggage at an airport?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Keith Richards' autobiography may go for a whopping $7.1 million. "This is Bill Clinton money," says a source. And drug money! Kidding! [NYO]