• Eddie Murphy is on crack if he thinks a little bling is enough to convince the world that he treats his girlfriends well. Um, remember that you fathered and denied, Eddie? [People.com]
  
• Oh come on people: There are enough real bombs in this world. Don't plant fake ones. [BBC]
  
• Memo to President Bush: We already know that your reasons for attacking Iraq were bullshit. So don't feed us any of your retroactive theories now. [CNN]
  
• Memo to Tony Blair: You lost your right to pontificate on the situation in the Middle East, too. [NYT]
  
• Does this guy have a t-shirt that says, "I Served In Iraq And All I Got Was This Lousy Bionic Hand"? [CNN]

• YouTube debates? Genius. Also — who else liked Biden alluding to Kucinich's hot wife? [USA Today]
• Interesting shoes, but where does all the nasty-ass toe jam go? [Boing Boing]
• What? MySpace? Rife with sex offenders? Shocking! [MSNBC]
• 2 U.S. casualties identified. [DoD]

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