Lindsay Lohan (pictured here last night somewhere in Hollywood) was busted for driving under the influence a few hours ago. No, really. Like, no, again. Seriously. Not making this up. Whatever joke we eventually make when we recover from our own hangovers will probably have something to do with that sick combination of "shocking" and "come on guys it's LINDSAY LOHAN we're talking about here" that makes this job worth getting out of bed for. Now we know how people who cover the Bush Administration feel. Anyway, she's still, apparently, in jail in Santa Monica, and narcotics were involved. Developing...

UPDATE: She was arrested because she was chasing another car (Samantha's?) And she had cocaine in her pants pocket. She blew a .12 or a .13, which was illegal even back when drunk driving laws were tailored to allow people to actually exist in Los Angeles.
[TMZ]