- Aw! Eva Mendes says it's easy to get all "critical" of yourself when you're on the red carpet but that she doesn't let herself "fall into that" — but that's she also "thankful" for her "nice physique"! Pretty sad if this counts as having positive body image nowadays. [People]
- In poor England it's all water, water everywhere not not a drop to drink. [BBC]
- Bush is cancer-free, meaning that now Cheney has to cut short his vacation and return to running the country. [CNN]
- Oh fuck: Botulism. [CNN]
- It's official: Drew Carey's the new host of The Price Is Right. The showcase showdown is dead to us. [11 Alive News]
