According to a new study published by Australian researchers this week, for each year of education a man's wife has, the more satisfied he is with his life. We'd make a joke about Bill and Hillary disproving this theory, but now that Hillary's suddenly flashing her tits like every other famous American woman, the whole marriage-of-convenience rumor seems a little shakier. In fact, isn't Bill totally looking down Hillary's shirt in that picture? Cleavage! Just as likely to get a man's attention and respect as a summa cum laude!
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