Hey guys! We're back from Washington, finally, and wearing something other than that (synthetic) dress we borrowed Monday night (smell: heavenly) and it turns out we left just in time to miss a MONUMENTAL FASHION EVENT: a lifting of the long-held ban on the display of Hillary Clinton top-boob. Yes, folks, this is what passes for cleavage in that town. Can you make it out from this picture? It looks like a cross between Vanessa Minnillo's sex face and those mobile bioweapons laboratories as seen from space, right? Anyway, after furnishing a comprehensive timeline of the Clinton no between-boobage policy, Washington Post fashion critic Robin Givhan subtly suggests she does not approve:

But really, it was more like catching a man with his fly unzipped. Just look away!

A reference to everyone's favorite Commando In Chief! A low blow (heh) perhaps, but everyone needs a skintervention once in awhile! There's always a next time on C-Span, Hil! Just don't wear the possibility you're not a frigid lesbian on your sleeve so much!

Hillary Clinton's Tentative Dip Into New Neckline Territory [Washington Post]

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