Lindsay Lohan Gets Herself A Pair Of Golden Handcuffs

  • Lindsay Lohan turned herself in for that DUI in May. She was formally arrested and then released on bail about an hour later. [People]
  • Plus: Did Lindsay Lohan's antics shut down a movie? [PageSix]
  • Soooo many blind items: A "socialite" went down on a party paparazzo; the son of a "gazillionaire record genius" died of AIDS; a celebrity chef ran around naked on liquid ecstasy in Mykonos; a rock star's daughter with a drug problem. Guesses, please! [PageSix]
  • "Peach colored toilet paper to match her complexion, and rose petals in the toilet bowl.One hundred-and-twenty designer bathroom towels also in peach. Ten highly specified designer floor lamps." So begins a story titled "The Bizarre Truth About Life With Barbra Streisand." [ThisIsLondon]
  • America's Next Top Model winner Jaslene wants you to know she is not anorexic, just a skinny cha cha diva. [ET]
  • Kyllie Minogue and Olivier Martinez are not back together; she just loves his dog! [TheSun]
  • By the way, the Emmy nominations were announced yesterday. No real surprises: Grey's Anatomy, House, The Sopranos, Heroes, Entourage, The Office, Ugly Betty, James Gandolfini, Hugh Laurie, Kiefer Sutherland, Edie Falco, Kyra Sedgwick, Patricia Arquette, etc. [E!]
  • Wait! There is exciting Emmy news: "Dick In A Box" is nominated! [TMZ]
  • Also: Project Runway! [UW]
  • Brigitte Nielsen is about to get out of rehab. We didn't know she'd checked in. [TMZ]