What's worse than smarmily opportunistic John Edwards denying he knew about his $500 haircuts? Preposterously rich Mitt Romney opportunistically mocking said haircuts ("There are two Americas. There is the America where people pay $400 for a haircut and then there is everybody else..") while wearing the pricey foundation he'd paid makeup "consultants" a total of $2000 over the past few years to slap on his face. [The Raw Story]