You know how the girls on The Facts of Life were kinda chubs? It's 'cause they had the munchies. In the vintage clip above, from the first season of the long-running series, Tootie and Natalie come home from a shopping trip with a bag full of bongs. They're not even high, but the girls totally employ stoner logic when they come up with alternative uses for their new pipes. I'm shocked that I didn't remember this very special episode that tackled everyone's favorite gateway drug. Maybe I blazed away the brain cells containing that information.