The Beckhams: They're Still Here!

  • Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith are throwing David and Victoria Beckham a "Welcome To America" party. A source says the invitations have already gone out, and, surprise! They're "tacky." [PageSix]
  • Mischa Barton-schtupper Cisco Adler says he has "some sort of gift with women." Uh, that's a statement that takes balls! [PageSix]
  • Heather Mills may only get $102 million in her Paul McCartney divorce settlement. This is the kind of problem that shouldn't be a problem. [PageSix]
  • CSI hottie Gary Dourdan kicked a paparazzo's ass. [Rush&Molloy]
  • Suge Knight bit Entourage star Kevin Connolly. Maybe you didn't get that the first time, so here it is again: Suge Knight bit Entourage star Kevin Connolly. [Gatecrasher]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall no longer hate each other. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
  • Ooh, blind item! "Which tipsy but beloved New York actor staggered downstairs to the Cellar Bar in the Bryant Park Hotel Tuesday night, boozily declared to the staff, 'I'm ready to party!' and then disappeared?" Any guesses? [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Did Diddy develop dengue fever in Africa? [E!]
  • Nick Nolte is a mess. Also? Sky is blue. [TMZ]
  • Britney was driving down the Pacific Coast highway and decided she wanted a dip in the ocean. So, naturally, she took off her clothes and went "swimming" in her bra and panties. Cute bra! [Flynet]
  • Kylie Minogue and Olivier Martinez are back together! [UW]
  • Did Amy Winehouse spit at fans? [DailyMail]
  • Remember how Paris Hilton said that now that she's out of jail, she wants to do charity work? It's started! The work consists of surfing with her dog, who, by the by, has a matching leopard swimsuit. [TheSun]