Gisele Bundchen: Rich, Troubled, Gorgeous

  • Kate Moss only made $9 million in the last year, making her the second highest-paid model. Gisele Bundchen made four times as much. Heidi Klum? Eh. Came in at #3. [TelegraphUK]
  • But money isn't everything: Gisele is reportedly unhappy that her boyfriend's preggers baby mama is due for delivery... on Gisele's own birthday. [PageSix]
  • But you know what? Gisele is stunning. So whatever.
  • Zach Braff directed a Dunkin' Donuts commercial starring Naomi Campbell? [PageSix]
  • Is Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi going to hook up with a billionaire now that she's divorcing Salman Rushdie? [Rush&Malloy]
  • Paris Hilton might have a new boy toy: A 21-year-old T-shirt designer with some sort of druggy, sleazy video on YouTube. [Gatecrasher]
  • Also, Paris is working on a new album. [E!]
  • Eva Longoria returned from her honeymoon and is back on the Desperate Housewives set. Seriously, is this what passes for news these days? [People]
  • The Brits are reporting that "like unstoppable monsters from an old drive-in movie, hordes of ruthless, sex-mad Californian beauties" are stalking David Beckham now that he's in L.A. LOL! Sounds about right. [Sun]
  • Orlando Bloom currently has a moustache. [JustJared]
  • Lily Allen has a third nipple, and she showed it on British TV. [Egotastic]
  • Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica have a clothing collection for Spanish-based fashion chain Mango, launching in September. They celebrated this fact at a hotel in Ibiza yesterday. Isn't that the life you wish you were living? [JustJared]