Dear Jezebel: when a girl takes her purse to the bathroom, does she have her period? Just wondering. Not for attribution, for gawd's sake! -a dude.
Dear Dude,
Possibly. Or it could mean she likes you and wants you to think she has her period when really she's just frantically reapplying lipstick and then dabbing it to make it look like she didn't reapply it because that is so lame. Either way, if you like her, you should try to do her. If you're intimidated by period sex it's a good time to confront the fact that you are a total pussy, and on the upside if she's not bleeding, and she's intimidated enough by you to reapply lipstick in your presence, she will not only give good head but leave those little red lines lipstick around your dick that you men are always telling Cosmo is such a turn-on. Enjoy! What, you thought we were going to make a drug reference? Yeah, sometimes we try not to be COMPLETELY predictable.

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