Jessica Simpson Swimwear: For The Collagen-Lipped, Big-Breasted Woman In All Of Us!

Jessica Simpson. "Designing" swimwear. Renaissance woman, she! After the jump, the good, the bad, and the ugly (ruffles! skank-ass cuts!) from her line, which was shown yesterday at Miami Fashion Week.

Jessica Simpson Swimwear: For The Collagen-Lipped, Big-Breasted Woman In All Of Us!

The Good...

Jessica Simpson Swimwear: For The Collagen-Lipped, Big-Breasted Woman In All Of Us!

The Bad...

Jessica Simpson Swimwear: For The Collagen-Lipped, Big-Breasted Woman In All Of Us!

The Ugly!

[Miami, July 15. Images via FilmMagic]