Jessica Simpson Swimwear: For The Collagen-Lipped, Big-Breasted Woman In All Of Us!

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Jessica Simpson Swimwear: For The Collagen-Lipped, Big-Breasted Woman In All Of Us!

Jessica Simpson. "Designing" swimwear. Renaissance woman, she! After the jump, the good, the bad, and the ugly (ruffles! skank-ass cuts!) from her line, which was shown yesterday at Miami Fashion Week.

The Good...
The Bad...
The Ugly!

[Miami, July 15. Images via FilmMagic]

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