• Girl gets around! Lindsay Lohan has been photographed doing coke, throwing up, playing with knives and passed out in a car. Next up: Nudie pics! [PageSix]
  
• Oh, and by the way, Lindsay has completed rehab! Congrats, Lindsay: Vegas was the perfect place for you to go to celebrate! [People]
  
• DJ AM and model Jessica Stam: Dunzo! [PageSix]
  
• You can take Matthew McConaughey out of the trailer, but can you take the trailer out of Matthew McConaughey? Time will tell. [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
  
• Jessica Alba is moving to New York City, partly for the shopping. Ugh: Just like a Jessica! [Gatecrasher, 4th item]

• Didn't you love those steamy pictures of Posh & Becks in W? So did they! Victoria says David likes the one where she's "writhing" on the hood of a car, so, naturally, she's going to have it enlarged. [Daily Mirror]
• Benicio del Toro threw Esquire's logo into the L.A. river. Also: He's a sexy badass. [NYT]
• Ashley Olsen didn't know what the show Weeds was, probably because she's the Olsen twin who does coke, not pot. [EntertainmentTonight]
• Justin Timberlake is opening a restaurant called Southern Hospitality on New York's Upper East Side. There is a joke about "bringing biscuits back" in there somewhere, but this is probably best left alone. [TMZ.com]

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