Hey! Sometimes all you need to think of a hilariously inspired blog post is other people in the room! Today we have a houseguest who happens to be a hipster librarian who knits, meaning if we had her around all the time we could totally edit the New York Times Sunday Styles Section, but even just one groggy morning on the couch with her has just been an orgy of idea brilliance! So here goes: you know how you seem to like it when we talk about the sex? What if we asked about what do when you can't have sex? Or more specifically, what you do when you can't do what you normally do when you can't have sex? Poll after the jump.

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