Justification after the jump! And thank you snack food gods for inventing cheddar sour cream Pringles BTW!

[July 12, Los Angeles. Image via x17]

Her dog is not tiny. Her blog is not illiterate. Her love for Lindsay Lohan is not rational. Her drinking is not moderate. And her favorite Clash song is probably not "Should I Stay Or Should I Go." We bet it's "Straight To Hell." Cause that's where we're all going when the Gods of Good Taste read this blog post.