Equality-minded women in Spain are demanding (humorously? seriously?) that cows as well as bulls be allowed to participate in the annual bull-running festival in Pamplona, Spain, reports the European press. Isn't allowing the normally-docile female of the B. Taurus species into a bull-running event kind of like the Powder-Puff football version of extreme sports? As far as we can tell, cows don't anger easily; they just fart a lot and look cute. [SunUK]