Eva Longoria: Bridal Accessory Bridezilla?

  • Eva Longoria had accessories designer Rafe Totengco make custom clutches for each of her bridesmaids for her Friday nuptials to Tony Parker, and then had the girls carry their gifts down the aisle. Uh, isn't it kinda awkward to have bridesmaids carry clutches down the aisle? And how could the bridesmaids adequately straighten Longoria's train and tend to her every idiotic need besaddled with a clutch? Um okay we're stopping now. [WWD, 1st item]
  • L'Oreal Paris makes our favorite mascara. They are also apparently racist. Sigh. [WWD, 2nd item]
  • The Vera Wang for Kohl's drama continues to mount as Macy's drops Wang's two lingerie lines after an annoucement that Wang will be designing a third Kohl's-exclusive line. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • American Eagle Outfitters and J. Crew are predicted to be the biggest sellers among teens for the upcoming back-to-school season, which means teenagers are as boring and uncreative as we remember them being. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Topshop attempts to make up for not selling Kate Moss's line online by selling vintage designer finds on its website. [WWD, final item]
  • Berlin's first-ever Fashion Week begins Thursday. Meaning: Wednesday should be a good day in at the colonic clinic! [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Is Prada going English? Possibly, if rumors of a sale to an English tycoon are true. Also allegedly vying for ownership are the two private equity firms that just jousted for control of Valentino, winner Permira and loser Carlyle. What does it all mean?? Um, a lot of money will be made by all. [Yahoo]
  • Ferragamo is resurrecting not only iconic images from the film La Dolce Vita for its fall advertising campaign, but also the careers of former supermodels Claudia Schiffer and Stephanie Seymour. [Vogue UK]
  • Dita von Teese's beauty philosophy summarized: Why be a natural beauty when using lots and lots of makeup is so creative? Spoken like a true mall goth. [Vogue UK]